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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via aleeyahstaci)

aleeyahstaci:

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What is studying for finals?

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass, via orgasmic-humor)

A quote from Housewifeswag

I felt the need to share this quote because it was something she said in the first video I saw from her and that quote is what made me learn to love myself.

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(Source: melly-the-feminist, via v-irgi-n)

People are going to hate you if you love yourself and people are going to hate you if you hate yourself, so why not choose the one that makes you feel good?

tartyone:

wasthatamelon:

grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

i literally guffawed at this text post

yep.

(via donniedarkos)

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